Trade-In A Reservation You Have
Restaurant Transfers FAQ - Kiki on the River Miami - Buy Reservations
Tap here to bid for more than one day
Any reservation for a time that starts 
How this bid will be filled:
There are no insiders watching Kiki on the River Miami yet.
Getting a Reservation at Kiki on the River Miami for Today or Tomorrow is Easy!
Buy a verified reservation at Kiki on the River Miami from someone who doesn't need theirs anymore.
If there is nothing that fits your schedule, you can bid on your preferred time.
We only list verified Reservations!
All listed Reservations are reviewed by our team before appearing in the calendar or being allowed to answer a bid you place. That's why AppointmentTrader comes with a included Money Back Guarantee for each transaction.
| 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
Market Price: $
Kiki on the River Miami Reviews from The Last Year
I actually haven't ate at Kiki yet but here's my story.
I worked 11am to 1:30am on the 4th of July outdoors in the sun and I was walking home which takes me a good 40 minute. I ran out of water and was extremely dehydrated and beyond exhausted then an employe at Kiki's came out which probably worked a shift just as long. I asked him for a bottle water and was willing and trying to tip $10 for it. He wouldn't accept that and said I'm always welcomed here. So just want say thank you Sergio and when I come I will be asking for you. Much love brother!!
Beautiful restaurant with a fun party vibe.
Food was terrible and drinks tasted watered down. I've had salads and cocktails from Publix that actually taste way better. Save your money and go literally anywhere else. The meal pictured was $70 for reference. Bland flavorless salad and an espresso martini that tasted like it was missing alcohol.
Wonderful spot in Miami.
It is more for bridal parties. They gave our complimentary sailor hats towards the end of the night. It's very upbeat and great music and lots of photo ops. The drinks were delicious but not strong. The octopus was great. The lamb chops were cooked exactly as expected but had a lot of fat. The crab cake was good but had potential to be amazing. The service was faster than I expected.
Worst over priced service in Miami with no view
Located in worst area of Miami. The the restaurant is pretentious overpriced with the worst service and attention to detail I have ever experienced . If you want to go to a place to to be seen ( by no one as it’s like not frequented by influencers at all ) if that’s what you’re looking for and can bypass gourmet cuisine and Service and are willing to be robbed with the price for food & drinks then this is a place for you totally overpriced in the worst location in Miami with the worst service ever I have experienced, and if by chance a boat happens to dock in front of a restaurant, you’ll have zero view of yes Miami River, which is nothing to look at
I had to put 1 star to make a review but honestly this
I had to put 1 star to make a review but honestly this place deserves a 0. You will pay to see a boat parked and water. The view isn't all that. On top of that the food and drinks are overpriced. You will get a basic Cesar salad for $24 and if you add chicken it bumps up to $40. We came here for my cousin bachelorette and expected an amazing experience and it was not that. There was a lot 2 hairs in 2 different drink and a hair in the salad. The manager didn't even come apologize until he was approached by us. After eating and multiple people of our group shared a plate the total was over $800. Honestly go somewhere else where you will get amazing service.
I had to put one star in order to make the review, but if I
I had to put one star in order to make the review, but if I could give any rating, it would be zero stars. Very high end place with very high end prices with many rules to reserve, but very bad service, two of my drinks had hairs in them, and my salad had a hair in it also. They did not comp anything at all. I came for my bachelorette dinner but left very very unsatisfied. We were a party of 11, we each got a drink & we ALL shared appetizers only, no main entrees and we were charged an $800 bill!!!!! would not recommend this place at ALL . I can see why they have The 2.8 star rating, save your money and go somewhere else.
Great Food and Vibe !
Great vibe , excellent service and the best food we had in our week stay in Miami ! Celebrated my Birthday here and although not cheap it was well worth the money spent ! Do yourself a favour and don’t miss this experience if you are visiting Miami !
Food was average for the price which was outrageously
Food was average for the price which was outrageously expensive even for Miami. The service was fine, no issues there. Nice restaurant for a fun time but so loud especially the fog machine does not make any sense. Honestly the over all experience was a 1 out of 5. I would NOT recommend this place. Too over hyped too expensive for at best average food. Go somewhere else it is NOT worth it. Also the AC was dripping all over us and we asked to have it fixed or turned off many times and were ignored.NO THANK YOU!
Beautiful spot .
We were treated like royalty as soon as we hit the valet . We were seated at a table facing the water and we loved it . The staff were all so friendly and helpful. The food was surprisingly good.. usually you pay for atmosphere at these places and the food is an after thought, not here . Everything we ate was fresh and delicious.
Kiki on the river is a MUST! The food was okay, but the
Kiki on the river is a MUST! The food was okay, but the atmosphere made up for it. My friends and I had so much fun! it's very expensive, but worth it. My friends and I went for dinner! I can comment on the day time atmosphere, but the night one is GREAT.
The environment is good .
But I didn't like the taste of food. Service was good. My family had clams, they liked it. They said Gyro was awful. Wish them a good improvement at food .
Worst restaurant in Miami.
Food is always overpriced and salty. Not sure how this accumulated so much hype but I hope this review saves you $500.00
-1 👎🏼
Unfortunately the worst place in Miami! The food was absolutely disgusting. The service wasn’t capable for anything. Don’t recommend it!
Gross. Even the food sucks
I got cut by glass all over my hand and legs, the manager threatened me to kick me out if I would complain. I will complain all life long.
Disappointment
I can start saying bye I am not impressed at all doorman rude manager, rude unprofessional staff servers dishonest. I don’t care for businesses that size you For the clothes you wear in the car you drive status is not everything to judgmental for me. Focus on better food. There’s a lot of better places in Miami to go eat. I can say you earned this BAD review.
This place deserves a 0!!! This place is overrated and
This place deserves a 0!!! This place is overrated and shitty. I hope no one goes to this place after this. They ask you to make a reservation just so they can call you to tell you they over booked and can no longer accommodate your reservation. This place is money thirsty. This pace already has horrible food and now horrible customer service but nothing I didn't expect from this Miami location. Not recommended. Don't waste your money here.
I've heard so many mixed reviews about Kiki on the river!
I've heard so many mixed reviews about Kiki on the river! My experience was 5 I made a 1:00pm reservation. Regardless as to when you make a reservation, the dress code stands! Valet is $25 but there is street parking for a fee if you can find it as it is limited! The hostess was extremely nice and was willing to take me pics throughout the restaurant. She is an awesome photographer might I add! We had bites--Kiki chips, octopus, crab cake and risotto . For drinks we had the Mezcalita! All items were amazing! Did I mention the ambiance, decor, service and food was 5*! Check them out! They won't disappoint!
The restaurant itself is beautiful and is right on the
The restaurant itself is beautiful and is right on the water with boats able to park at the restaurant. It's the prototypical Miami vibe with load music and good vibes overall. I came with a big group and we got the Kiki's Greatest Hits which came with a mix of some of their best entrees. For a group it was the perfect option. We also got table-side pasta that was really good as well, I would recommend that if you have the appetite! This place didn't disappoint and the service was great.
This place is so fun and I love coming every single time
This place is so fun and I love coming every single time I'm in Miami ! The food is very delicious and the environment is so fun especially during the night!
This is a great spot, my review is specifically for the bar
This is a great spot, my review is specifically for the bar area that is by the main entrance. I recently went to this establishment and had a great time aside from the referenced bar area by the front. The Hispanic girls working that bar area are rude, do not acknowledge you and are in their own world. Waited several minutes at an empty bar for drinks. It's ridiculous. They need to learn some customer service. Other than that, love this place
Exceptionally high prices, difficult atmosphere to have a
Exceptionally high prices, difficult atmosphere to have a dinner conversation with all the boats coming by and playing music at obnoxious volumes. Ordered a Bulleit old fashioned it was $35... a whole bottle is is $23; would have been appropriate if the server informed me of this insane mark up. Food was only mediocre. Also it's in an awful neighborhood with many homeless panhandlers when street parking.
Please pay attention to the preparation of food and its
Please pay attention to the preparation of food and its serving.We visited this restaurant for the first time, it was recommended to us by friends. but unfortunately we won't go there anymore
Honestly i hate this place so much i wish i could give it a
Honestly i hate this place so much i wish i could give it a zero but that's not possible so i give it a one. for starters you can't have a drink at the table if someone under 21 is with you . Then the menu wasn't in our favor and we were leaving and they charged us $13 for water that we didn't even drink. I found that CRAZY. i would not recommend this place to anyone honest. and the lady working at the front had an attitude, didn't smile or nothing just rude.
😢
This place sucks. Disgustingly overcharged for the mediocre food. Never been treated so horrible in my life. Dont come here unless you are drake. Never met more rude staff in my life, do better kiki.
A Spectacular Experience by the River: Kiki Delivers on
A Spectacular Experience by the River: Kiki Delivers on Ambiance and Drinks My recent visit to Kiki on the River left me in awe of the vibrant atmosphere and stunning surroundings. From the moment I arrived, I was captivated by the beauty of the place. Despite not having a reservation, I opted to be at the bar, where I was treated to an unforgettable experience. The ambiance was electric, with belly dancers gracefully moving around and waiters presenting lively choreography right before my eyes. The added touch of receiving captain hats only enhanced the fun and playful vibe of the evening. One of the highlights of the evening was undoubtedly the view of the yachts gracefully floating by, adding an extra layer of elegance to the already picturesque setting. While I didn't have the opportunity to sample the food on this occasion, I can attest to the excellence of their drinks. Each sip was a delight to the senses, and I found myself eagerly recommending them to friends and fellow patrons. In summary, Kiki on the River is not just a restaurant; it's an experience. With its stunning ambiance, lively entertainment, and delicious drinks, it's a place that's truly deserving of all the praise it receives. Plus, it's incredibly Instagram-worthy, making it a must-visit spot for anyone looking to capture some unforgettable moments.
Cute place for a photo op and drinks.
Food is expensive and it's decent but you def do not come here for the food. It's more for the decor. I tried the Greek bolognese. It was good and filling. It had Greek yogurt with garlic on top. Also tried the dip sampler and the eggplant/zucchini chips. Would pass on the sampler. The chips are fried so it's what you would expect from fried food. Nice to grab some apps and drinks to celebrate something.
What's not to love! This place definitely lives up to the
What's not to love! This place definitely lives up to the hype. The water views and the cocktails alone are enough to become a regular. You never know who you might run into there. I look forward to visiting again!
All flash No substance
Located on a busy canal, this restaurant is visually gorgeous. Unfortunately, that is the best part of our visit. The server was a nice lady but not very efficient. She would take our order for cocktains and immeditely left, not waiting to hear the order for sodas and appetizers. 15 minutes later, she was back, the drinks were delivered by bar staff. We ordered oysters and fries for appetizers. Fries areived cold and the oysters were so skinny that I wondered if they had fallen out of the shell. The bits of shell in each one did not add to the flavor. For main course, I made the mistake of ordering a small steak. My order came out 25 minutes after my companions received their chicken kabobs. While theirs were dry like cotton balls, my steak arrived stone cold. Our waitress never bothered to check on the order with the kitchen. The manager came over and seemed genuinely concerned. He offered to remake the steak - on the house. My friends convinced me to accept, since I've only had two anemic oysters that day. The steak, about 6oz, arrived 15 minutes later, Raw. I do not mean rare, I mean it had a few grill lines but the rest was raw. The waitress came iver with the bill and we notices a mandetory "service charge" of 22%. They calculated the 22% charge from the full amount, not the net bill after deductions. This time, the manager did not come over. The waitress made the corrections - this seems shady to me. The ONLY reason to go here is the nice interior, adorned in flowers. The canal seems like a nice thing but on our visit, the diesel exhaust smell from some of the boats docked near by was very strong.
Great potential, failure to deliver the goods
Have visited before. Great location, watching boats go up and down the river. Nice ambiance but absolutely terrible service and very average food. Also hellishly expensive. $245++ for a bottle of non vintage Veuve Cliquot. Took over an hour to get our Entree cleared. People arrived and left in that time. Utterly chaotic. The security staff are dreadful narcissists - entirely graceless. The bar staff are completely useless at making cocktails. I have never seen so little energy put into shaking the drink. Nice enough people but they were obviously there for the aesthetic rather than to provide credible bar service. Lunchtime is better but in the evening it is just a cattle market for identikit women. Overall the place has great potential but we were bitterly disappointed.
If you are hungry don’t go there!
we waited an hour to be seated , the hostess was rude, the food was disgusting we visited many places in miami everywhere had perfect service and food, no organization!
Greek overpriced, but nice view and ambient
Food is greek! So you know what we are talking about. They have a lot of waiters, but they do not know what to do! They escort you at the table in a unique way! The view is amazing!!! Of course unfortunately Miami prices Overpriced 3 times on what it should have been
Great service
I don’t know why people are saying they are racist. I took my girlfriend for her birthday on a Saturday at 10pm. We got there 15 minutes early and we were in our seat by 10pm. The service was phenomenal and came back regularly to check on us. His name was Sergio. Even the other waiters checked on us as well. It’s very loud so you will have to yell to talk but other than that I have to complaints. I ordered the lamb chops and there were tender and good. But you will be spending some money if order drinks and food. So bring the bank lol.
Horrible service. Horrible.
Bad service, so bad, it overtakes good food. Sadly the service was so bad, waiting 15-20 minutes for a drink or a visit from a server, any chance for a good time was lost
KIKI ON THE RIVER IS MISOGYNISTIC
My recent attempt to dine at Kiki on the River was spoiled by a shockingly discriminatory policy that prohibits entry for women not wearing heels. This outdated dress code is not only absurd in 2023 but also perpetuates sexist stereotypes, reducing a woman's worth to her choice of footwear. Feeling humiliated and offended, I strongly condemn such misogynistic practices. In an era that champions equality and inclusivity, it's disheartening to encounter establishments that prioritize archaic gender norms over treating customers with respect. Kiki on the River should reassess its policies to align with contemporary values, fostering an environment where all individuals are welcomed without judgment based on irrelevant criteria. Never go to this restaurant.
Over rated!! Avoid
Massively over rated! Very expensive for very average food and drinks. Don’t expect to be treated with courtesy . Couldn’t wait to leave.
Absolutely terrible. Please read review. General assistant manager racist/ Homophobia.
Good evening Xandra, I am writing to you regarding the horrific and horrendous experience my wife and I have experienced tonight. She was a victim of misogyny. I am hoping you will be able to explain that your restaurant does not value or enforce misogyny, sexist stereotypes and discrimination against disability. Please resolve this issue and ensure that no customer will ever experience what we did tonight. I had booked this dinner especially for my wife’s birthday and we have just arrived from London tonight. We arrived at 7:30pm for our reservation, in which we were greeted upon in such a cold, rude manner. Front of house (security) on the door did not even greet us or ask for the name of the reservation. He stared at the both of us in such a cold and unwelcoming manner. My wife, who in which suffers from social anxiety, began to give the name and time for the reservation as he had no interest in interacting with us. He then wrongly accused me of being dressed in sportswear. Both of us were shocked, absolutely taken back at this false and incorrect accusation. I was wearing a Burberry satin two piece SS23. This was absolutely not sportswear and Burberry do not even have a Sports collection. Burberry is a classic, British brand which boats its monogram prints which is worn by many respectable icons in fashion. It is not a casual brand for clothing, the fits and styles are elegant. I would never dream of wearing sportswear to any reputable restaurant, never mind at my wife’s birthday meal. This accusation is totally incorrect and insulting. Furthermore, my wife politely explained that his judgement was incorrect, regardless of this being embarrassingly wrong. He further pointed out my footwear, a thong sandal flip flop, I accept this is not ideal but please understand that I had come straight from a long haul flight. I had no issue in changing my footwear and I made this vocal. My wife is a well established personal stylist at Harrods, her reputation is profound and has been for over 10 years. She takes immense pride in her expertise of fashion. We dine regularly at restaurants such as Zuma, Hakkasan and Novikov in London which there is also in Miami, we have never experienced anything of the sort before. I can assure you, we are more than aware of the etiquette and decorum required. As my wife was speaking to your security, male customers entered the restaurant in casual shorts. This was rather contradictory and furthermore insulting to myself, as I am beginning to wonder if this is a personal attack. She then asked security for the restaurant manager in which Gianmaria arrived to assist us further. He agreed that my outfit was not sportswear, but asked that I should go and change my footwear in which our reservation would be held for us and in his own words “ I will hold your reservation and you can enjoy your birthday meal”. We agreed to this and travelled back to South beach in which I returned in a leather boat shoe. We returned back from South beach in which I had changed my footwear, as per agreed with Gianmaria. My wife upon arrival asked the security for Gianmaria. This was another security guard, tall, Eastern European who was not the previous member of staff we had spoken to. He aggressively interrupted her speaking and told her that Gianmaria is not coming. She distraughtly questioned why, as it was agreed that he would seat us to our table if I was compliant with the footwear as agreed. At this point she was visibly upset and hysterically crying as she suffers from social anxiety. The security guard was laughing in my wife’s face and kept repeating “ You’re not coming in, it’s beautiful “ and “ Enjoy your birthday “. Gianmaria has a professional and moral obligation and responsibility to deal with any issues in your restaurant. Furthermore, it is appalling that he told us to ask for him directly when we return to the restaurant with my changed footwear. It is apparent that he had told the security to refuse us entry. Instead he was hiding in the restaurant and denying his professional responsibility. Your assistant general manager did not keep his word. It was agreed I just needed to change my footwear then my wife could enjoy her birthday celebrations. I asked the security staff again to speak to Gianmaria in which he responded “ You aren’t coming in “ and aggressively threatened me asking for fight. He told me to “ return at 1am for a very different outcome when I’m not working”. This member of staff was the tall, Eastern European security staff. This is totally horrifying. My wife was wearing Valentino Garavani rockstud gladiator leather sandal. The security guard then pointed at her shoes and abruptly asked why she was not wearing high heels. The expectancy of women to wear high heels is misogynistic and sexist. My wife choosing not to wear heels due to her own personal suffering of osteoarthritis in her left foot is not something that should be ever questioned by your staff. It is totally unethical and morally unacceptable. My wife broke down in tears and was very distressed pointing out the fact she suffers from osteoarthritis. She is very insecure of this, due to the fact it is rare in young women and is more common in older age. I am disgusted that she felt the need to explain this when it is such a sensitive matter. She is a victim of misogyny from your security staff. I am happy to attach images of the items of clothing worn by wife and myself including footwear if it can assist you. I have also read on Google, a recent review from Scarlet Ava, a fortnight ago also stating that she was a victim of sexist standards due to not also wearing high heels. Your respond to this “ Our intention is always to provide a pleasant and respectful environment for our guests. We value our staff and hold them to high standards of professionalism and courtesy”. This seems to be a recurring theme of misogyny and sexist standards which are aggressively enforced by your staff. I am absolutely disgusted by this. Morally, ethically and professionally.
Miami's Best Restaurants that are most frequently booked by customers of Kiki on the River Miami
Booked 6 times by Kiki on the River Miami customers.
Ranked #1 in Miami's Best Restaurants.
Booked 6 times by Kiki on the River Miami customers.
Ranked #8 in Miami's Best Restaurants.
Booked 4 times by Kiki on the River Miami customers.
Ranked #24 in Miami's Best Restaurants.
Booked 3 times by Kiki on the River Miami customers.
Ranked #32 in Miami's Best Restaurants.
Booked 1 times by Kiki on the River Miami customers.
Ranked #36 in Miami's Best Restaurants.
Booked 1 times by Kiki on the River Miami customers.
Ranked #7 in Miami's Best Restaurants.
Booked 1 times by Kiki on the River Miami customers.
Ranked #6 in Miami's Best Restaurants.
Booked 1 times by Kiki on the River Miami customers.
Ranked #97 in Miami's Best Restaurants.
Restaurant Transfers FAQ
Questions around how AppointmentTrader works for Restaurant Reservations
|
10 Questions
6 Answers |
Ask a Question |
Whose name will my reservation be under when I arrive at the venue? |
|
It can be under your name or a name you choose! Some reservation offers already include the AppointmentTrader Transfer Service which will transfer the reservation in to your name. If its not included you can add it on after buying the reservation for a small fee. One thing on that though: As many reservations become available at last minute, taking a reservation in someone else name is quick and great for privacy. Most reservations on AT are listed with a virtual phone number, so all you need to do is present the phone number at the hostess stand and you are good to go!
Best answer by 🥷🏻 @ColorfulRod45 (3 years ago)
1 Answer, 0 commentsHermès Paris Reservations
Is this an appointment for a leather appointment at the Hermes Store? And if so, how do they switch the appointment to my name?
Give the best answer
Last Answer by 🦚🇫🇷 @ChoiceBird42 (5 months ago)1 Answer, 0 commentsIs it possible if I am not a member to bid and go?
If I’m not a member can I get in using a trade here?
Give the best answerLast Answer by 🥷🏻 @ColorfulRod45 (1 year ago)1 Answer, 0 commentsSurf Lodge Montauk Hours
Hi,
For surf lodge montauk it says it is closed everyday but I can see that it is open everyday if you are able to fix this
Last Answer by 🥷🏻 @ColorfulRod45 (1 year ago)1 Answer, 0 commentsstumbled on this, need some thing answered please
I just stumbled on this, I have a question, so I pick a date ex. March 11th, if someone has that rsvp and they want to "sell"it I bid on it for say ex $200. , can that bid go higher if someone else wants it? and I only pay once my Bid has been accepted?? Sorry I never heard of this
Give the best answer0 Answers, 0 commentsCan I change my time before someone accepts my bid?
Can I change my time before someone accepts my bid?
Give the best answer0 Answers, 0 commentsAbout the deposit
For some restaurants are required deposit, so do I have to pay for the bid price plus deposit ahead ?
Give the best answerLast Answer by 🦩 @FluffyStar64 (3 years ago)1 Answer, 0 commentsWhat happens if my reservation doesn't work or is not accepted by the venue once I arrive?
Will the reservation be legit? How can I be reassured upon arrival at the venue? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Give the best answerLast Answer by 🥷🏻 @ColorfulRod45 (3 years ago)1 Answer, 0 commentsWill I remain anonymous to the seller if I bid on a reservation?
I don't feel comfortable to share my name with a stranger
Give the best answer0 Answers, 0 comments